{"id":2439,"date":"2017-07-16T09:32:52","date_gmt":"2017-07-16T14:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalqrm.com\/?p=2439"},"modified":"2017-07-16T09:32:52","modified_gmt":"2017-07-16T14:32:52","slug":"ive-had-it-with-conservatives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politicalqrm.com\/?p=2439","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve HAD IT With Conservatives!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>  Oh, dear reader!  Please don&#8217;t take this in the wrong way!  I am still way to the right of Genghis Khan.  Joe McCarthy still looks at me and thinks:  &#8220;DAY-UM!&#8221;.  The Duke and Ronald Reagan are in heaven wondering why they never shook my hand.  But there&#8217;s a lot at stake in the next many months.  An awful lot we can win, but an even more awful lot we could darn well lose.  In principle, (colloquially), &#8220;we got this&#8221;.  In the court of public opinion?  Eh.  Not so much.  Why?  A-HA!<\/p>\n<p>  Because the people in the &#8220;Coastal Bubble&#8221; still see fly-over America as a bunch of unwashed dolts.  With the exception of Chi-town and a city or two in the South.  We&#8217;re all Gomer Pyle.  Peggy Sue.  Tim Taylor.  Bo &amp; Luke Duke.  Throw in Daisy, while we&#8217;re at it.  You know who you are.<\/p>\n<p>  <em>And you aren&#8217;t helping<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>  Every time you reply to a click-bait issue on some &#8220;Conservative&#8221; site, (some of which I get a realllly bad feeling about&#8230;can you say SETUP, boys &amp; girls?),  or even a perfectly good story on a respected site, (which is actually worse.  Think about it), you embarrass yourself.  And me.  And America.<\/p>\n<p>  There isn&#8217;t a computer with <em>ANY<\/em> operating system built in the last forty years that has a keyboard attached that doesn&#8217;t include a spell checker.  MANY have grammar checkers, too.  ALL of them have &#8220;caps lock&#8221; keys, (you know where it is.  You turned it ON, didn&#8217;t you?), and 95% of them have special function keys, but I digress&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  Please let the world know you&#8217;re not Jethro.  &#8220;Got my sixth grade edumacation&#8230;&#8221;.  Learn the difference between: Lose\/loose.  Your\/you&#8217;re.  Their\/they&#8217;re\/there.  Two\/to\/too.  Please cut it out with the &#8220;u&#8221; for &#8220;you&#8221;, the &#8220;r&#8221; for &#8220;are&#8221;.  Learn how to punctuate.  Learn basic sentence structure, and, for the love of Mike, <strong>TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF!!! <\/strong> My English isn&#8217;t perfect.  My heavily dialectical Italian is worse and my Latin is atrocious, <em>but I at least TRY<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>  Make some sense.  Form an argument.  Discuss.  Refrain, at ALL costs, from vulgar language.  From ad-hominem personal attacks.  From calling people &#8220;stupid&#8221; and worse.  Don&#8217;t &#8220;troll&#8221;!  While we&#8217;re at it, I implore you!  I know your beliefs are precious to you, as mine are to me, but if all you&#8217;ve got is &#8220;That&#8217;s what happens when a Christian nation turns it&#8217;s back on JAYYYYSUS!&#8221;, save it.  The sentiment is wonderful, true enough, but&#8230;do we really have to get into the &#8220;Christian nation&#8221; thing again?  Mind you, if you can eloquently make your passionate point using your faith, I say &#8220;go for it&#8221;!  I KNOW you&#8217;re commanded by The Great Commission, but it makes you sound like a blazing sitcom trope.<\/p>\n<p> We are facing a challenge from people in the media and in academia who could argue real estate in Hell out of the devil&#8217;s contract.  They can chew you up and spit you out before you realize you&#8217;re not on the plate.  <\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t give them the chance.<\/p>\n<p>By all means, engage them.  Just don&#8217;t &#8220;bring a knife to a gunfight&#8221;.  I&#8217;ll throw you right under the bus.  I mean it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, dear reader! Please don&#8217;t take this in the wrong way! I am still way to the right of Genghis Khan. Joe McCarthy still looks at me and thinks: &#8220;DAY-UM!&#8221;. The Duke and Ronald Reagan are in heaven wondering why they never shook my hand. 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